Christmas is soon
Beer club is sooner
So listen to
Your TBAHS crooner
Get there early
Or just in time
But come regardless
Of what you might find
We’ll drink what we’ve got
And maybe get more
Cuz we’re party weasels
Just like Pauly Shore
Pardon the reference
We just couldn’t resist
If we would’ve forgot him
He might’ve been pissed
Santa likes cookies
And also likes beer
“Try Em All”
Is The Society cheer
We’ve tasted a lot
And loved quite a few
But we’re not done yet
There’s still more to do
The year’s at an end
But don’t be alarmed
The suds have a way
Of keeping us charmed
We’ll continue our cause
No hesitation or pause
Along with the cookies
Leave one for Claus
Merry Christmas!
TBAHS